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President, WheelsTV
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Ayer, Massachusetts United States
Garage Views: 38615
Arcade Wins: 0
Points: [ 176 ]
Referrals: 3
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08/07/08 @ 08:34 AM |
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I came over her from across the pond, grew up in a big village called london, That's the UK, or GB or England or whatever else you prefer to call that country.
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What are hobbies, like stamp collecting, nah I don't do that or anything like that?
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I spent a few years in and around the movie industry, I was a VP at New Line Cinema, whatever I learned I hope I can apply to WheelsTV
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Yeah, I think I managed to get a little of that along the way, but there's always room for more.
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Nice beefy American truck
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I'm very interested in everything auto, I want to be part of making WheelsTV the most recognized automotive brand in entertainment and information.
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Route 1 California was a particularly interesting drive.
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When I'm driving and not hitch hiking,I did a lot of that as a youngster.
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4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It8
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A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
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A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
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Answer my prayer -- steal this car.
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As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
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Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker
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Back off! I'm not that kind of car.
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Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
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Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass
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CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!
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CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
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Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN
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Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
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Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
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Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!
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Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
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Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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Don't worry…it's only kinky the first time.
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Driver carries no cash. He's married.
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Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
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FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
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Get off my ass before I start to like it!
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God is Coming and is she PISSED
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God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
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Heavily medicated for your safety.
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Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.
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Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
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Horn Broken Watch for Finger
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I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.
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I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
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I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
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I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
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I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
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I'm not playing with myself, I'm just adjusting my jewellery.
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I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
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I am not a bum. My wife works!
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I brake suddenly for tailgaters
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I don't care, I don't have to.
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I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
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I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
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I have a drink problem - I can't afford it.
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I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
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I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
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I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
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I is a college student.
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I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
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I love cats they taste like chicken
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I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it
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I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!
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I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
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I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
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I suffer from c.r.s. (can't remember shit)
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
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I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way
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If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
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If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart
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If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
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If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
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If You Are Born Again Do You Have Two Belly Buttons ?
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If you are not a hemorrhoid then get off my ass!
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If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
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If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my Stickers!
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Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!
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It's time to pull over and change the air in your head!
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It sucks to be a man in a lesbians body.
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Jesus is coming look busy.
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Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole
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Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
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Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
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Lord give me patience... But Hurry!
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Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
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Men are Idiots and I married their King
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My daughter turned down your honor student!
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My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God
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My other bumper sticker is funny.
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My other car is a broom
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My other car is also a piece of junk
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Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
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Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
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Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
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Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
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Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
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Sex is my religion.. let us pray!
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So Many Cats, So Few Recipes
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So many pedestrians. So little time!
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Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
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Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!
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THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME
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Think this looks bad? You should see the front.
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This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
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Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!
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Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you.
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Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
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Your child may be an honors student, but You're still an idiot.
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YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING>
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