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Here's yet another great joke shared by my grandfather. A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' !
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

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These were sent to me from my grandfather and thought they were so great so I had to share them here. One morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Lexus doing 80 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.  I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;  I dropped my elec... Read More