You are a "backyard wrenchHEAD" if:

1. you build, restore, customize, and/or fabricate classic cars, hot rods, muscle cars, customs, low-riders, pro-streets, in your own home-based garage.

2. you find your mail and pizza deliveries being sent directly to your garage.

3. your garage has better lighting than your home.

4. your spouse tells all her friends that she is a garage widow.

5. you have rough hands with gashes and cuts accented with grease stains.

6. the lawn mower and kids bikes are left outside all year round.

7. you and your spouse scrape ice off your windows in the morning.

8. your garage is BIGGER than your house.

9. in the summer you drive the coolest car to car shows and cruise nights.